The Faucet For You Based on Which Person You Are at a Cocktail Party

Every cocktail party, social, or event is like a well-rehearsed play with a full cast of actors. You might be the exact same person, or you might find yourself morphing into a special edition version of yourself that only appears when lots of people and the punch bowl come into play.

If there’s one thing I’m really good at, it’s making obscure, slightly ridiculous connections between kitchen and bath fixtures and other completely unrelated things (see exhibits A, B, and C). Thus, your cocktail party personality now has something to say about your renovation! You’re welcome.

The Host

This shindig wouldn’t even exist without you. From the ironed tablecloths to the perfectly matching champagne flutes, you’ve got this down to a T. Also, props to you for being willing to let all these people into your home! That takes guts. Unfortunately, with the glory of being the host also comes something not so glorious… yep, cleanup. For the fun task of getting all those plates and glasses back to perfect condition, you’ll want this Gourmetier LS8770DKL Single-Handle Pull-Down Kitchen Faucet. Hm. Wonder where those so-called friends are when it’s time to take out the trash.

About the Product:

• Solid Brass Construction
• Drip-Free Ceramic Disc Cartridge
• Deck Mount Installation
• 1.8 GPM/6.8 LPM Spout Flow Rate at 60 PSI
• Lever Handle Meets ADA Guidelines
• Corrosion-Resistant Finish
• Designed for Long-Lasting Durability
• Easy-to-Clean

The Pseudo-Host

You’re the backbone of this whole thing— sort of. Maybe it’s your need for organization and order or your natural gravitational field. Either way, you’ve somehow got a concerning amount of guests asking you where the bathroom is. You also helped clean up the spilled red wine and made sure everyone had hors d’oeuvres on their plate. Whether you’re the best friend of the host or just a good Samaritan, a lot of thanks goes to you for helping everything go smoothly. After all that’s done, go home and wash that spilled wine smell off with this Concord KBX8132DL 3-Handle Tub and Shower Faucet— it’ll make you feel brand new.

About the Product:

• High Quality Brass and Zinc Alloy Construction
• Durable Washerless Cartridge
• Wall Mount Installation
• 7.0 GPM/26.5 LPM Spout Flow Rate at 80 PSI
• 1/2-14NPT Connections
• Lever Handles Meet ADA Guidelines
• Corrosion-Resistant Finish

The Social Butterfly

Even the host doesn’t know everyone, but you do. You’re in your element when you’re in a crowd, and it shows in the way you’re able to strike up conversation with every person who comes up to you. (Seriously, everyone. How do you do that?) In that aspect, you’re kind of like this KS8122DL Concord 2-Handle Wall Mount Bathroom Faucet. Stylish and personable, you’re everybody’s favorite. Oh look, someone’s walking towards you. Now which child was it that rows for Princeton…

About the Product:

• Heavy Duty Brass Construction
• 1.2 GPM/4.5 LPM Water Flow Rate at 60 PSI
• 1/4 Turn Ceramic Cartridge
• Matching Accessories Available
• Standard 1/2″ IPS Connection

The Unwilling Participant

There’s no doubt that you’d rather be at home watching Netflix right now. But for some reason or another, you’re here listening to a stranger tell you about their recent trip to the Maldives for thirty minutes straight. (Who invited this guy? But also, why’d they have to invite you?) It may not be enough to make up for a missed night of binging Stranger Things, but perhaps a nice, luxurious bath could refresh you after all that socializing. To make that happen, turn to this CC57T2 Vintage Wall Mount Tub Filler. Who needs the Maldives?

About the Product:

• Solid Brass Construction
• 1/4 Turn Ceramic Disc Valves
• 3-3/8″-11″ Adjustable Wall Mount Swing Arms
• 7.13″ Spout Reach
• Hand Shower with 59″ Hose
• 1/2″ IPS Inlet

The Unashamed Foodie

You’re here because someone told you there’d be crab and avocado canapes. No shame in that! (Okay, maybe a little. But we don’t judge.) Besides, you’re gracing them with your glowing presence while you snack, so really, they’re the lucky ones. But let’s be real, appetizers can only fill you up so much. What’s more gratifying than free food at a party: going home early and enjoying a hot stew you cooked yourself. For that you might need a KS3100BAL Wall Mount Pot Filler Kitchen Faucet to make your life easier. Either way, if food is involved, you’re bound to have a good time.

About the Product:

• Solid Brass Construction
• Drip-Free Ceramic Disc Cartridge
• Wall Mount Single Hole Installation
• 3.8 GPM/14.4 LPM Spout Flow Rate at 60 PSI
• Swivel Double Jointed Spout Extends Up to 20″
• 1/2-14 NPT Female Inlet Connections
• Corrosion-Resistant Finish
• Designed For Long-Lasting Durability
• Lever Handles Meet ADA Guidelines
• Easy-to-Clean